Stupid peoples, going to see The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies to the tune of $90.6 million in its first five days of release. We hates them.

Although, what else were they going to go see? Neither Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb nor Annie set the box office on fire, earning $17.3 and$16.3 million, respectively. And as predicted, Exodus: Gods and Kings dropped like a stone, landing in fourth place with $8.1 million while Mockingjay Part One continues to thrive, earning $7.7 million after a month in theatres.

… nah, never mind, that’s no excuse. How are people still paying to see The Hobbit? Can’t we figure out a way to help them? Are there support groups?

Let me look into this. I’ll get back to you.