Well, look at that — another dozen movies arriving in town this week, and me neck-deep in stuff. Shall we play the six-word review game?

Apartment Troubles: Jess Weixler is the American Withnail?

Boychoir: Dustin Hoffman saves boy with music. [Rad]

Get Hard: Could have really been something. Isn’t.

Home: Alien Sheldon, meet ‘toon Rihanna. Awwww. [Rad]

It Follows: An insidiously clever horror movie. Really.

Marinoni: The Fire in the Frame: Cranky cyclist makes for great footage.

October Gale: One location, three characters, no sale. [Susan]

Queen and Country: John Boorman’s pointless nostalgia is … pointless.

The Resurrection of a Bastard: Can a bad man make good? [Rad]

The Riot Club: Rich kids run wild, aren’t punished. [Glenn]

That Guy Dick Miller: Cranky actor makes for great footage.

White God: Canine uprising in Europe. Metaphorical? Duh.

The Wonders: Italian farm family does reality TV. [Susan]

Okay, gotta get back to it. Later!