In Old Vienna

Visit our many confusing promenades!My latest Sympatico/MSN DVD column is up, featuring “Zombie Strippers!” because, what the hell, it’s Halloween.

(This does not constitute an endorsement.)

In other news, my jury duty is over, and I plan to spend the day wandering the streets of Vienna in search of sachertorte, sausage, chocolate and beer, and not necessarily in that order.

Can’t overdo it, of course; I have to be somewhat presentable at tonight’s gala. It’s all about moderation. And buying stuff to take home.