I’ve recently discovered that Jonathan Coulton, who is often associated with John Hodgman but does quite a few interesting things on his own, has written the coolest song in the world.

You can find it here. Go on, I’ll wait.

If you’d like to hear more Coulton, his album “Smoking Monkey” is available on Emusic here. I particularly like “Ikea” and “First of May” — the guy knows his pop.