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So Roseanne Barr finally destroyed herself yesterday, or at least self-immolated so badly that it’ll take years to recover from the damage. Can’t say I feel sorry for her, either, as I explained on CTV News Channel Tuesday afternoon; she’s been so awful for so long that eventually it was bound to catch up to her.

Awful people have been in the news a lot lately, haven’t they? It feels the Hollywood asshole reckoning that Steven Soderbergh predicted has finally arrived. I wrote a thing about that for the NOW site, which is up, um, now. And while I’m posting links, here’s a thing I wrote with Kevin about Toronto’s outdoor screenings, and here’s our monthly list of Netflix picks, to which I contributed some stuff.

The work continues. C’est la guerre.

The Rewards of Persistence

This week on Someone Else’s Movie, author, actor and podcast superstar John Hodgman joins me in the studio for a conversation that’s been a long time coming.

How long? Well, we first started trying to lock down a session in July of 2015, when John was preparing to perform his Vacationland monologue in town at JFL 42 that fall; since then, we’ve tried to set up tapings in Los Angeles and New York, with no luck. But he was always willing, if not available, and I finally got him when he came back to Toronto earlier this year to talk about a movie that hadn’t even been made when I first approached him: Kenneth Branagh’s almost preposterously lavish adaptation of Agatha Christie’s Murder on the Orient Express.

And now, bringing things full circle-ish, I’m releasing this episode on the day that the book version of Vacationland arrives in paperback. It’s a lovely read, and I encourage you to buy it at your local independent bookseller. (If you don’t have any of those left, there’s always Amazon Canada.)

So here it is. Listen and enjoy, because this one’s an absolute delight even if you do hear me coughing in the background once or twice. That winter cold was a mother.

You can subscribe to the show on Apple PodcastsGoogle Play or Stitcher, or download the episode directly from the web. And you should add Maximum Fun’s Judge John Hodgman to your podcast rotation while you’re at it; it’s a constant pleasure.

The Love Song of Hurley Haywood

I say this a lot, but that doesn’t mean it’s not true: My job leads to a lot of unexpected opportunities. People ask me to do stuff, I say yes, stuff gets done! It’s fun!

Anyway, that’s how I’ve ended up at tonight’s screening of Hurley at the Inside Out Film Festival, conducting a Q&A with director Derek Dodge and possibly one other special guest. It’s a documentary about a subject that was entirely new to me, and I think we’ll have a very interesting conversation.

You should come! See you there?

Solo, and Friends

There’s really only one movie to see this weekend, and it’s pretty disappointing. So let’s look at the larger menu, shall we?

Birthmarked: Absolute garbage from people who really ought to know better, though it’s a lot more entertaining once you decide Matthew Goode spends the whole thing secretly auditioning for a George Lucas biopic.

Five Seasons: The Gardens of Piet Oudolf: Thomas Piper’s documentary about the “plant artist” who designed New York’s High Line, among others, lands at the Hot Docs Cinema for a spell.

The Gospel According to Andre: Kate Novack’s documentary traces the life and career of Andre Leon Talley. I missed it at TIFF last year, but Kevin really likes it.

Kayak to Klemtu: Zoe Hopkins’ first feature — a family-adventure thing about a plucky tween making an epic journey along the Inside Passage to deliver a speech and stop a pipeline — has a good heart and a noble mission, but the execution just isn’t there.

On Chesil  Beach: Glenn really liked Dominic Cooke’s Ian McEwan adaptation when it played TIFF, and insists that Billy Howle is a lot better opposite Saoirse Ronan in this than he was in The Seagull. I mean, he would have to be.

Solo: A Star Wars Story: Eh, it’s fine. But it could have been a lot more than that, and we all know it. That said, someone needs to give Donald Glover and Phoebe Waller-Bridge a Lando movie as quickly as possible.

Anyway, that’s everything. #ReleaseTheLordAndMillerCut, y’all.

Be Who You Are

The 28th Inside Out film festival kicks off tonight, and I contributed a review of the documentary Genderbende to NOW’s coverage. Glenn, Kevin and Susan handled the bulk of the work, but don’t worry; I’ve been doing plenty of other stuff. You’ll see.

In Love With Love

This week on Someone Else’s Movie, I welcome Kyle Rideout, director of the delightful comedy Adventures in Public School  — which I loved at TIFF last year when it premiered under its original title, Public Schooled — to talk about Amelie.

Now, if you’ve seen Jean-Pierre Jeunet’s romantic fantasy, you know it’s as delightful a movie as they come … and one that’s also surprisingly self-aware, given the candy-coloured marketing scheme that preceded it into release in the fall of 2001 . We get into that, and plenty more, over the course of the episode. So obviously you should listen.

Subscribe to the show on Apple PodcastsGoogle Play or Stitcher, or download this episode directly from the web. But you should really subscribe. Collect all … jesus, 174? Is that right?

Guess I’d better have something good lined up for next week …

It Must Be Summer, Again

You can only see Infinity War so many times before succumbing to crippling depression, so here’s a whole bunch of other stuff to watch if you need to spend a couple of hours indoors this holiday weekend.

Book Club: Jane Fonda, Diane Keaton, Candice Bergen and Mary Steenburgen play women whose lives are turned upside-down when they read Fifty Shades Of Grey and oh my god these women are legends is there truly nothing else they could be doing. Rad saw it.

Boom for Real: The Late Teenage Years of Jean-Michel Basquiat: Kevin is underwhelmed  by Sara Driver’s documentary about the pop-art legend and the scene from which he emerged. I still really want to see it, though.

The Child Remains: As he discussed on the podcast this week, Michael Melski’s East Coast chiller owes a modest debt to old-school horrors like The Changeling — and manages to deliver on it.

Deadpool 2: Ryan Reynolds and crew return for another round of ultraviolent fourth-wall breaking, which is decent enough even though it struggles with a sense of been-there-dangled-that … and a director who clearly isn’t too comfortable with comedy.

Disobedience: Susan respects Sebastian Leilo’s drama — starring Rachel McAdams and Rachel Weisz as women drawn to one another in London’s Orthodox Jewish community — more than she actually enjoys it.

A Man of Integrity: Mohammed Rasoulof’s first film since Manuscripts Don’t Burn is an allegorical drama about a goldfish farmer trying to open a sluice gate. It’s more complicated than it sounds.

Pope Francis: A Man of His Word: Jose can respect Wim Wenders’ biographical documentary of the current pope, even if what’s missing is all too apparent.

RBG: And speaking of biographical docs that don’t push too hard into their subjects, here’s one about Ruth Bader Ginsburg, the Supreme Court justice turned unlikely pop-culture star.

Show Dogs: Will Arnett and a talking dog investigate stuff. I dunno. Didn’t see it.

Venus: Kevin is on board with Eisha Marjara’s unusual family dramedy, starring Debargo Sanyal as a trans woman who discovers she fathered a child back in high school.

…. there, now you’re all caught up. Aren’t you lucky.

Jury Envy

In this week’s NOW, I spend a little time thinking about TIFF’s bid for respectability on the world-cinema scale, and whether the Platform prize signifies a shift away from the festival’s populist origins.

Or maybe I’m just pissed they didn’t honor Moonlight when they had the chance. Because they damn well should have.

Also, I reviewed the new adaptation of Fahrenheit 451, which premieres on HBO this Saturday night. But if you’re in town and you want to see it first, it’s screening for free at the Lightbox Friday evening, followed by my onstage Q&A with director Ramin Bahrani!

So that’ll be fun.

He Thrusts His Fists Against The Posts

This week on Someone Else’s Movie, we shift from conspiracy thrillers to a proper horror movie: The Changeling. You know it, it’s the one that consists mostly of George C. Scott, an old Canadian mansion and a very intimidating wheelchair.

Writer-director Michael Melski is a very big fan of Peter Medak’s 1980 chiller — so much so that he tucked at least one direct reference into his new horror movie The Child Remains, which opens in Toronto this Friday — and it was a lot of fun unpacking the connections and resonances over the course of the conversation.

And now you can have the same fun! Subscribe to the show on Apple PodcastsGoogle Play or Stitcher, or download it straight from the web. And however you listen, keep one eye peeled for a rubber ball. That thing comes out of nowhere, I tell you.