Stephen King is back on  the cultural landscape in a big way thanks to Stranger Things riffing on half of his books, and Sony’s big-budget, all-star movie of The Dark Tower opens this week, with Warner’s remount of It coming in September.

This is therefore the perfect time to dig into King’s filmography and deliver the definitive ranking of almost three dozen screen adaptations of his work, leaving out material written directly for the movies (and, ah, plumb forgetting about The Night Flier, The Langoliers and Kimberly Peirce’s disappointing Carrie remake).

What can I say? It’s a living.