Well, here we are again: it’s Friday, there are movies, I am busy. Let’s do this!

Aladdin: Another goddamn live-action Disney remake.

All is True: what if Shakespeare but Branagh, old [Glenn]

Booksmart: what if Superbad but with girls [Rad]

Brightburn: what if Superman but Zack Snyder

Diamantino: Footballer trips balls in Midnight hit. [Kevin]

Gordon Lightfoot: If You Could Read My Mind: The man, the legend, the documentary [Richard]

I’m Going to Break Your Heart: A musical love story, sort of.

… so, yeah, not much going on. But Kevin really liked Diamantino, so that’s something.